Old version of Scripture "wasn't reaching people anymore," so Lord shrinks psalms and other stories to 140 characters each and "live blogs" the Last Supper.In the beginning, God tweeted:Day 1: Lighting system installed. BRB.Days 2-6: Some assembly required: sky, plants, cows,...
God joins Twitter, rewrites Bible
July 10, 2010 11:59 PMObama Urges Bailout For Vegas Gamblers
July 8, 2010 4:16 PM
After bailing out AIG, Citibank and homeowners who signed up for mortgages they couldn't afford, President Obama now wants to rescue another group of financial washouts - Las Vegas gamblers.Although critics say the proposal would reward people who took dangerous...
Obama gives billions to GM after company restructures itself into a bank and pays outrageous bonuses
July 8, 2010 4:14 PM
Unable to win a bailout as a car company, General Motors transformed itself into a bank today, announcing plans for lavish company retreats in Tahiti and hefty executive bonuses. The White House responded with a massive infusion of cash for the...

